Mother's Day | This Past Weekend #198

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ It’s the last show in the current studio. Theo talks about leaving for his Australia trip and takes voicemails of listeners telling stories about their moms. This episode brought to you by… ZipRecruiter Try ZipRecruiter for free at https://ziprecruiter.com/TPW Stitchfix https://StitchFix.com/THEO and get an extra 25% off when you keep all items in your box Skillshare https://skillshare.com/theovon Get 2 months of Skillshare for free Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Music “Devil, God and Me” - Evan Bartels http://bit.ly/TPW_DevilGodMe_EvanBartels Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Gunt Squad www.patreon.com/theovon Name Aaron Jones Aaron Rasche Aaron Wayne Anselmi Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alexa harvey Andrea Gagliani Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Anthony Schultz Arielle Nicole Ashley Konicki Audrey Harlan Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Baltimore Ben Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brad Moody Brandon Hoffman Brandon Kirkman Bubba Hodge Carla Huffman Casey Roberts Charles Herbst Christina Christopher Stath Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh COREY ASHMORE Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Daniel Chase Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Gill David Christopher David Smith Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Donald blackwell Doug Chee Drew Munoz Dusty Baker Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia J.P. Jacob Rice Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jason Price Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Johnson Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Jim Floyd Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan R Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Julie Ogden Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kaitlin Mak Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kiera Parr Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lauren Williams Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Madeline Garland Marisa Bruno Matt Kaman Meaghan Lewis Meghan LaCasse Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Butcher Nick Lindenmayer Nick Roma Nick Rosing Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Passenger Shaming PF24 Gang Gang Qie Jenkins Quinn Hassan Rachael Edwards Rachel Warburton Randal Robert Mitchell Robyn Tatu Rohail Ryan Hawkins Ryan Walsh Sarah Anderson Scoot B. Scott Wilson Sean Scott Season Vaughan Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shona MacArthur Stefan Borglycke Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Hunsell II Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tommy Frederick Travis Simpson Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Victor Montano Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	Happy Mother's Day, it's all the mothers out there, all the mothers and side
0:07.8	mothers and you know women even that wanted to be mothers or even men
0:13.7	sometime you get a little itching down inside of your body maybe you've had a
0:18.4	strong casserole or something and you feel it quake a little and you're like
0:24.0	damn is it is it twins and it maybe is just as chilly powders you know strong
0:30.0	chilly powders that was in that recipe but happy Mother's Day to all the
0:36.5	beautiful women and that humans climb out of to come out into the world
0:54.0	this is Evan Bartel's
1:24.0	Mother's Day, I open my eyes, says a great big world waiting right outside
1:44.3	Mother's Day, I raise my voice, the way the people have that toy
2:00.7	Mother's Day, I raise my head, the way I did not try my best
2:15.9	Mother's Day, I slip the wire, the way I did not tear the wire
2:31.3	Oh, dear, you can come for me
2:43.3	Oh, dear, you can't come for me
3:00.3	That hit her man and you can hear the rest of that song and it picks up and it's a
3:03.9	beautiful that's a beautiful piece by Evan Bartel's the devil God and me and
3:11.4	man yeah I talk about that I talk about that line in there every time mother may
3:16.5	I rest my head though I did not try my best and man that line gets me right in
3:24.6	the down and then claviclees boy that hits me right in those high ribs baby
3:30.7	them clavicles you know just to think that mother may I rest my head though I
3:38.7	did not try my best and that for me man when I hear that it just that
3:44.0	exemplifies really what a mother is to me I feel like you know it's someone
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