Mother's Day Cards With Evie | Colbert Classic

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🗓️ 13 May 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Greeting card writers don't always nail it on the first try. That's why, in everyone's favorite Late Show segment "First Drafts," Stephen takes a look at some early efforts by the writers of the 2020 Mother's Day cards with the help of an extra special guest. Original Air Date: May 6th, 2020.

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0:00.0	The 100, presented by Compaea Zermarkin.
0:02.4	It's a music tournament with amazing cricket.
0:04.9	No, it's a cricket tournament with amazing music.
0:07.4	With explosions.
0:08.9	He means fireworks.
0:10.0	And huge, fiery shooting things.
0:12.5	He means flame machines.
0:14.0	There's also amazing DJs and big, foamy portings.
0:18.2	He means, oh, actually, there are those things.
0:20.8	And best of all, the world-class cricket.
0:23.0	Is that we are the sponsor?
0:25.2	Oh, of course.
0:26.1	The 100, presented by Compaea Zermarkin.
0:29.1	Simples.
0:30.1	Upgrading your gas boiler to an EDF air source heat pump
0:33.0	could save on emissions and cash in the future.
0:35.9	You could cut your carbon footprint by about 12% a year.
0:39.5	That's similar to a return flight from London to Perth.
0:42.5	Plus, we'll arrange your £5,000 boiler upgrade grant
0:46.2	over 22 years installation experience.
0:49.1	EDF, help in Britain achieve net zero.
0:52.1	Based on average household with an aerated gas boiler,
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