Mother Earth is Over It
You're So Right
Caitlin Wilder and Rachael Shepard-Ohta
5.0 • 641 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Fake-tapeakness. |
| 0:14.7 | Fake-ta and fake nails. |
| 0:25.3 | You look so beautiful. |
| 0:28.0 | Well, yeah, anything that takes me far from my natural look is always better. |
| 0:33.9 | Of course, natural beauty, too. |
| 0:36.6 | Right? |
| 0:37.1 | Listen, God made lash technicians and spray tan formulations for a reason. |
| 0:43.1 | It's so true. |
| 0:44.6 | I need to give birth tan. |
| 0:48.8 | Yeah. Oh, for sure. |
| 0:50.7 | But not a spray because I would be very embarrassed. It's like the smell. |
| 0:55.6 | Pooping myself while I give birth, who cares? But leaving behind like spray tan smears, that's where I draw the line. |
| 1:02.1 | Yeah, no, that's not a good look at all. |
| 1:04.4 | It's not a good look. So I'm going to have to figure something out. Maybe I'll like briefly revisit like a UV bed. That's got to be fine for the baby, right? If you can find one that you'll fit into. That's so true. You know what? I think if you just do your face, it's fine because then you won't leave behind streaks, but that's really what I'm looking at in the photos is just that, that glowy face. Now, okay. |
| 1:27.9 | Oh, go ahead. How was Mexico? |
| 1:28.8 | How was Mexico? |
| 1:29.7 | Well, before I talk about Mexico, I just wanted to say, I missed you so much. And how are you? I miss you so much. You were, like, truly off the grid. I know, and I hated it. I mean, I loved every second of it. But then I kept thinking, like, can I just text Rachel and be like, hi? |
| 1:44.1 | You cut out. |
| 1:45.1 | I miss you. |
| 1:46.0 | I was missing my, like, can I just text Rachel and be like, hi. |
| 1:45.1 | You cut out. |
| 1:45.7 | I miss you. |
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