And the Hi Dr. Sydney, I know you don't like when I send these while driving, but I swear on my

dead mother that this update is coming to you totally hands free and yes I will but another dollar in the inappropriate dead mom references jar

Quick note for our next session, we need to find a different name for that jar.

It's starting to make my clients uncomfortable.

These finance guys would sooner be audited than confronted with the notion of therapy.

Whatever, it might have taken them a few years to give me the time of day,

but when those assholes were completely felt in the pandemic,

let's not forget it was my cold storage solution

that brought back those ancient crypto keepers

back to solvency.

At least, that's what Nate Jackson said while gassing me up at the last board meeting. That's right, after months of tireless learning, he finally asked me to grab drinks tonight.

Oh, I hate cancelling on you, Dr. Sydney, but I really think I've been making good progress,

managing my stress levels, and being less reactive.

Touch grass, you ass hat!

I know what you're thinking.

Jasmine Guzman, the Tate isn't until 7 PM.

You could have easily made our 3 PM appointment.

But between 4 a.m. client calls to New York and London and a breakfast meeting with our

CFO that turned to a long lunch with our COO. I had to cancel our appointment if I was going

to also squeeze in a workout, bikini wax, and buy a new outfit before drinks with

me.

I did some light social media stalking and saw his ex was really into that whole flowy bojo vibe. This curd is a bit long, but overall I'm feeling good.

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