Welcome to Soft Core History.

Welcome back to Soft Core History.

It's been a long time since I've graced this microphone. Are you guys happy to have the talent back? I'm Jake Golden by the way. I was out last week.

People honestly preferred Veronica.

Veronica was getting a lot of good reviews.

To be honest with you, that's not surprising.

She's got a great voice.

She does.

It would be an A-plus phone sex worker.

That's what we were saying offline.

Yeah, yeah, Dan actually mentioned that before the pod started. But yeah, no, I listened to the episode while I was on vacation and I really enjoyed it as well. I really liked the, what was it, the pregnancy test where the woman sits on a floor covered in vomit?

There's no, no, no.

It was crocodile shit I believe.

No, well that was that was a that was a that was a contraceptive.

Yeah. Yeah. the pregnancy test was basically

she sits on a floor of rotten date mash and old beer okay yeah and you're like it's a

frat house floor yeah and then yeah and then but they had the best part is

it wasn't just like they even

like can just counted like okay she throws up more than three times she's pregnant it was like puke

divided by time so she had to just sit there for an hour.

And like, you need a large enough sample size too.

Yeah, yeah.

...