Most Of Football’s History Is Just Murder

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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We cover the bizarre origins of medieval football, an American college team fleeing Cuba, and live animal mascots in this week’s episode featuring special guest former Texas A&M defensive lineman Jay Arnold. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	Hello and welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:10.0	My name is Jake Goldman.
0:11.0	It's good to be here on Monday. It's Labor Day, right?
0:14.3	It is. Okay, I was working on Labor Day for you. As intended. You motherfuckers.
0:20.1	Yeah, I agree. I've, I, most labor laws are bullshit. My child's already working.
0:24.0	We're working on Labor Day.
0:26.0	Also, how are you going to celebrate working without actually working?
0:29.0	Right. Yeah, you can't do it. It's the best way to do it.
0:30.0	It's like having a, it's like having having a going to a sex party and not
0:33.0	fucking so that's Robin Dan as you all boy mhm
0:37.6	would he go to a sex party is that whole thing with the recording and the no
0:42.0	hold on well we'll get into the history
0:43.6	of case we're doing sex parties but I want to introduce a very special
0:46.9	guest he's already chopping at the bit for good stories Jay Arnold how's it
0:51.5	going man it's going well.
0:53.0	Thank you guys for having me in here today.
0:55.0	It seems like it's going to be a good time already since we're starting off with Sex Stories.
0:59.0	Sex Parties.
1:00.0	But you got to give us credentials.
1:01.0	Oh no, I'm about to.
1:02.0	Okay. So Jay played played I want to say defensive
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