It's dangerous to ask people for advice on who you should marry.

Oh.

Like, what do you think?

Is he the one guys?

Like, I know he lives in my attic and we just met last week, but he's kind of cute in

like a leachy drifter type of way.

Oh, my gosh.

What a meat cute story.

Next thing you know, you're standing at the altar with that drifter.

Wow.

Okay.

Sure, he's only there for the buffet.

But it doesn't matter.

You're in love.

And all your close friends who warns you not to do it, weren't invited.

You can't tell people who to marry.

That's right. You just get prepared for the divorce eventually.

But what if you're dealing with a divorce attorney

who's seen thousands and thousands of cases over her career?

And she says she could tell you the top careers of people

that you should avoid unless you want the marriage to fail.

Stop it.

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