Moses Reveals A Christmas Conspiracy

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🗓️ 15 December 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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God is missing in action, so Jesus, Moses, and Santa take over and steer it like a train headed for Heckville. Mrs. Clause and Elton John pop in. Moses returns with a Hermie the Elf Conspiracy Corner, the gang answers questions from fans, and Moses tells us why he prefers the smell of coffee over baby’s heads. On the GD News: Elton John leaves Twitter, Elon gets booed at a Dave Chappelle concert, Kanye has a clone theory (because of course he does), rightwing hypocrisy, Brittney Griner, Trump’s loan from North Korea, and Jesus explains why he’ll never return, well, unless his conditions are met. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the god pod you drive around America. You see so many billboards saying I'm coming back, baby
0:06.6	Do you have plans someday to do that? It would cannibalize god pod download numbers like if I come back
0:14.2	The shine won't be on the god put it anymore. You know like this is the exclusive place to hear me
0:21.9	The conspiracy is her me is not an elf at all. He's actually Santos rebellious son
0:28.3	Whoa, he does want to be like the other elves. There are no pointy ears. No big nose like the other elves
0:37.2	He's got a book coming out too. Good god. He's got a memoir coming out in like less than a month. It's too much
0:44.2	It's too much. That's too much Bob. They will be on dancing with the stars in two years time
0:52.8	Mark my words
0:57.3	I
1:07.6	Why hello there human. I'm Jesus and this is the god pod. Did you know I love you?
1:14.2	Indeed I do and remember I am the reason for the season
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1:46.3	So let's meet our co-host today. We have an awesome lineup. First of all Moses
1:53.0	Welcome back to the show
1:55.0	Hello, hello. Hello. So good to have Moses back. How have you been?
2:02.8	You know busy with the boy
2:06.2	You know, he's now 18 months old
2:09.7	Of course the wife who's doing all the work and I just complain once a while then I disappear into the bathroom
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