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The Story Collider

Mortified: Stories about embarrassing situations

The Story Collider

Story Collider, Inc.

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Performing Arts, Arts, Science

4.4818 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2023

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, both of our storytellers experience the most humbling of human experiences: being embarrassed. Part 1: Emma Yarbrough feels in control of her future after undergoing an egg retrieval operation until a burning sensation sends her for a loop. Part 2: When the doctor finds blood in Carlos Kotkin’s urine, he ends up having to undergo some deeply humiliating procedures. Emma Yarbrough is a storyteller, actor, playwright, arts administrator and silly billy from beautiful (and tiny) Eufaula, Alabama. Fans of Story Collider in Atlanta may recognize her as one of our producers and hosts. During the day, she’s the assistant director of Emory Arts at Emory University. At night, she’s a handmaiden to her cats Christopher Robin and Christopher Lloyd. Carlos Kotkin is an author, screenwriter and humorist. His dating memoir "Please God Let It Be Herpes: A Heartfelt Quest For Love And Companionship" was published in 2012 and he has also written a number of animated features, including Rio 2, Open Season: Scared Silly, The Star and the soon-to-be released Giants of La Mancha. His stories have been featured in The New York Times’ Modern Love, Reader's Digest and Sunset Magazine, even though the Sunset Magazine was whittled down from five pages to one paragraph. (They still paid him.) His stories have also been aired on The Moth, Risk and KRCW’s Unfictional podcasts. He was valedictorian of his high school, then promptly dropped out of the University of Southern California, so he never thought he’d be in a show about science, but here we are. He's not a fan of writing about himself in the third person. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Toy car to Danny from me.

0:02.3

Fluffy slippers to Emma from me?

0:04.7

The Cheesy McChisbee.

0:06.0

To me from me.

0:07.7

Treat yourself to the new Cheesy McChisbee from McDonald's

0:10.1

with the delicious cheese sauce, cheese slices and crispy onions.

0:13.2

Go on, you've earned it.

0:16.0

Available until the 5th of Jan, served from 11am,

0:18.0

participating in restaurants only.

0:19.1

Subject to availability.

0:22.0

A science story, huh?

0:25.1

Is NYU a scientist the...

0:26.9

I felt...

0:27.6

I was so...

0:28.6

And I just thought, well...

0:29.6

It was that golden moment.

0:32.6

Because science was on my side.

0:44.2

...and... science was on my side. Hey everyone.

0:45.4

Welcome to the story clutter,

0:46.6

where true personal stories about science help us to discover how weird and wonderful it is

0:50.9

to exist in this world and be a human.

0:53.4

I'm your host, Mishigayevsky, and this week, our stories are all about the deeply human experience of being embarrassed.

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