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Something Rhymes with Purple

Mortarboard

Something Rhymes with Purple

Sony Music

Comedy, Arts, Education

4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Recorded live at the Oxford Playhouse on Sunday 9th October 2021. Gyles and Susie explore the wordy world of Universities as they return to their University home of Oxford. Come discover what seminars have in common with semen, how gold tassels gave us the term ’Toff’, why the mortarboard and the pestle & mortar are linked and Susie shares the ultimate excuse for bunking off class early to go for a drink down The White Rabbit (an Oxford pub named after Oxford resident, Lewis Carroll’s Alice's Adventures in Wonderland). Gyles teaches Susie what it means to 'sport one's oak' and Susie shares some further sporting references revealing why chess boards and dominoes are also linked to University life. We love hearing from you, find us @SomethingRhymes on Twitter and Facebook, @SomethingRhymesWith on Instagram or you can email us here: [email protected] We currently have 20% off at the SRwP official merchandise store, just head to: https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple Want even more purple, people? Join the Purple Plus Club by clicking the banner in Apple podcasts or head to purpleplusclub.com to listen on other platforms' Don’t forget that you can join us in person at our upcoming tour, tap the link to find tickets: www.somethingrhymeswithpurple.com Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week: Peristeronic - of or relating to pigeons. Hirquiticke - horny teenager Backspang - a loophole that allows you to renege on a deal. Gyles read ‘Jabberwocky’ by Lewis Carroll ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. “Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!” He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he sought— So rested he by the Tumtum tree And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. “And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!” He chortled in his joy. ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. A Somethin’ Else & Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with the dog for long periods of time.

0:10.0

Hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think a frozen nose is a sweaty armpit

0:15.0

because your wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing hamps and heath and you get to the top

0:20.0

and you're like, and then you can see the breath but then your nose is still freezing to touch.

0:25.0

Joy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.

0:30.0

Sam Mendes presents Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens, an audible original drama.

0:36.0

The young gentleman's name would be Oliver. Oliver Twist.

0:41.0

With Brian Cox as Fagin.

0:43.0

What have you seen? Street boy.

0:45.0

Nicola Cochlan as Nancy and Daniel Callugia as Bill Sykes.

0:50.0

Look at me like a hello to my lawyer.

0:52.0

With original music by Dan Gillespie's Cells, subscription required.

0:57.0

See audible.co.uk for terms.

1:00.0

Something that's...

1:06.0

Hello, Giles here.

1:08.0

And knowing that we have a family audience and the purple people often include some very young people

1:13.0

just to say that today's episode does include some language that some people may find uncomfortable or offensive.

1:24.0

Welcome to Something Rimes With Purple.

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APPLAUSE

1:39.0

I'm Giles Brandruth and this week I'm on the stage of the Oxford Playhouse Theatre in Oxford.

1:45.0

And I'm with my friend, partner and podcast companion, Susie Dent.

1:50.0

It's exciting to be here.

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