4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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When listener Ryley moved out of her parents' house for the first time and needed a comfort movie, "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" was there. We humbly offer this Shat The Movies review to the elder gods in hopes we all someday discover our inner animalities.
From terrible CGI to imbalanced audio, this sequel to 1995's "Mortal Kombat" proved you can't just swap out the cast, throw in a whole bunch of new characters, rip off Sub-Zero's mask and expect video game fans to accept it.
You also can't make Raiden mumble mumbo jumbo while dressed as a suburban dad or kill off Johnny Cage in the first five minutes without clarifying he's actually dead.
Even Mortal Kombat's legendary soundtrack sagged under the weight of Jax's "urban" dialog and Barraka's rubber blades. And just when we thought we'd seen the worst, the dragon fight everyone had forgotten became the final battle nobody could unsee.
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0:24.6 | Welcome back to Shat The Movies, the podcast where we answer the question where the movies |
0:27.9 | we love when we were growing up really that good. |
0:30.1 | Have you ever caught yourself thinking what are the big movies like they used to? |
0:33.1 | Can you still remember spending your Friday nights searching for the perfect movie rental |
0:36.1 | of Blockbuster Video? |
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0:39.2 | If you answered yes, and this is the podcast for you, I am one of your host, Gene Lions. |
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