Mort Burke

Couples Therapy

Naomi and Andy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Our good friend Mort Burke joins us this week, and despite a mic failure and despite the LA rain making the internet unreliable and despite having to use Mort's glitched up Zoom audio, this episode is SO good, we had to release it! Yeah, that's right, I threw THREE caveats in there, and the quality of this ep defeated them all! Maybe you've seen Mort in Enlisted or Mythic Quest or in his NEW stand-up special Spiritually Filthy (watch now, you will love it!), but even if you haven't, we have a ton of fun AND get serious as Mort tells us about his journey into sobriety and how his romantic life changed through that odyssey and how it prepared him to be with his fiancee (former guest and current friend Ashly Burch!)... PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!

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0:00.0	Open your hearts, loosen your butts.
0:02.0	It's time for couples therapy!
0:30.0	Hello everyone and welcome to Couples Therapy! My name is Naomi and I am Andy.
0:39.4	We're a real-life, merry couple. I'm married couple of comedians. I won't stop laughing at that.
0:44.5	And on Couples Therapy we answer a couple of different questions from a couple of different listeners.
0:48.8	Happy April honey! I hope nobody did a terrible joke yesterday. By yesterday
0:55.4	we were recording this Sunday April 2nd. Saturday was April Fools and I hope people didn't do anything stupid.
1:01.2	What? Yeah. I don't... I trust our listeners.
1:05.1	No I mean I hope they weren't on the receiving end of anybody.
1:07.2	Oh I hope they do. Do you know what I mean? Like a wippy cushion?
1:09.2	A wippy cushion like a lie that briefly sends ice to your veins and then the person goes
1:14.5	April Fools. Yeah. When did that become the thing where it was just a a lie was a joke?
1:19.9	I mean I did it once when I was a teenager I was like my mom and pregnant and then I was like
1:23.2	I get me giggling giggling giggling. It's like what are you doing?
1:26.8	I won't be? I don't know it would have been college.
1:30.0	It's really funny. It's really an amazing thing to do.
1:34.2	Yeah. Well it's possible that well actually.
1:36.4	Well yeah exactly. I mean the fucked up world we live in.
1:40.1	But still. Yeah. Well it's not proud of myself.
1:43.7	Yeah. I'm just telling you honestly what happened.
1:46.1	Can I psychologically deconstruct you for a moment?
1:48.2	There's really not much there. I was bored and dumb.
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