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The Todd Glass Show

Mort Burke Part 1

The Todd Glass Show

Misfit Toys

Comedy

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

The hilarious Mort Burke joins Todd in the barn for an epic 2-parter!

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0:00.0

Misfit toys, Misfit toys, what there's an intro to the intro? Yes, because I just got

0:10.9

a text from Mort Burke. In the show, we happen to talk about his special that's coming out,

0:18.8

but it doesn't come out on the 31st. It comes out on the 28th. It's even sooner. So no

0:24.4

matter what we say in the show, you'll know that Mort special comes out on the 28th of March. So

0:34.3

there you go. I can enjoy the show. Now here's the other opening I did into my phone. It's going to

0:40.4

roll in right now. Hey, how are you? Yeah. All right. Can you hear the rain outside? It's pretty

0:56.8

nice. It's raining and then there's like a tin roof outside my bedroom door and you can hear the rain

1:03.2

obviously fall in the tin roof. You know that sound. We all love it. Maybe some people don't love it.

1:10.9

I think most people love it. Um, is that a good way to start a sentence? So first of all,

1:24.6

I guess it couldn't be first of all now, it have to be third of all. I'll get to this in a second.

1:29.7

This show was a lot of fun. A lot of fun. But I want to say a thank you or two that I might have

1:38.6

forgot to say and I'll feel so much better. Number one, I have read your emails. It's when I get

1:45.7

emails like these that you are glad you read all your emails. Now, I remember when I came out,

1:54.0

I thought the same thing. Emails that if I didn't read, I just would have had to think that they

1:59.5

fall in into the abyss. So thank you. They're really nice and they're so appreciated.

2:07.9

Some of them actually make me cry in the best way possible. So thank you. I read everyone.

2:16.3

Also, when I was in Philadelphia, somebody brought some stick candles and then some tea candles

2:25.8

and it was so nice. I want to know who you are because there wasn't really, unless it fell off,

2:33.9

there was no note, you know, from from anybody. So if you're listening to the show and it was you,

2:41.3

you know it was you because only one person gave them to me at Helium in Philadelphia. First of all,

2:47.6

it was so nice. Thank you. But you can email me at Todd Glass comedy at Gmail and tell me it was you.

2:56.9

And you can say how it was wrapped that way. I'll know. You know, some of the listeners,

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