Morpheus for Lesspheus (with Josh Johnson)

My Momma Told Me

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Are we all living in the matrix? Langston and David sit with Josh Johnson (The Daily Show) about this conspiracy theory that many billionaires subscribe to (looking at you Elon). Talks of the Matrix franchise, bunkers, déjà vu, and the Mayan calendar occur throughout this episode. Should we be having these flashbacks so often? How many people are considered "too many" for a bunker colony? These questions don't get answered, but we do learn that Langston doesn't want any of us to know the year he graduated high school.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	For decades the mafia had New York City in a stranglehold with law enforcement
0:05.6	seemingly powerless to intervene.
0:08.0	It uses terror to extort people.
0:11.8	But the murder of Carmie Galante marked the beginning of the end.
0:15.0	It sent the message that we can prosecute these people.
0:20.0	Listen to law and order criminal justice System on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:28.0	In California, during the summer of 1975, within the span of 17 days and less than 90 miles,
0:37.0	two women did something no other woman had done before, tried to assassinate the President of the United States.
0:43.0	One was the protege of Charles Manson.
0:46.0	26 year old Lynette Fromm, nicknamed Squakee.
0:48.0	The other, a middle-aged housewife working undercover for the FBI.
0:52.0	identified by police as Sarah Jean Moore in her 40s.
0:55.8	The story of one strange and violent summer,
0:58.3	this season on the new podcast, Rip Current.
1:01.3	Listen to Rip Current on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite
1:06.2	shows.
1:07.2	Kay hasn't heard from her sister in seven years.
1:10.7	I have a proposal for you.
1:12.2	Come up here and document my project. all you need to do is record everything like you always do
1:16.8	What was that that was live audio of a woman's nightmare can Kay trust her sister or his history repeating itself? There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing. They're just dreams.
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1:33.0	Listen to Dream Sequence on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
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