Morons: Watch out for the aggressive chickens. 5-07

Bob & Sheri

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🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/05/Louisiana-police-warn-of-aggressive-chicken-stalking-bank-customers/8081588690090/?sl=8

Today on Morons in the news:

Watch out for the aggressive chickens.

I had to speed to get my McMuffin

Take the money and attempt to run.

Roller blading getaway.

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0:00.0	Bob and Sherry.
0:01.0	You idiot.
0:02.0	Here they are.
0:03.0	He's a moron.
0:04.0	He's acting like a complete idiot.
0:05.0	Moron's in the news.
0:06.0	Okay, I got two stories from the West Coast right now.
0:09.0	A guy was pulled over in Washington State a few days ago doing, check this out, folks,
0:15.0	a hundred and ninety two miles per hour.
0:19.0	I've never heard.
0:24.8	What in the world are you driving that even goes that fast? I know.
0:25.7	A hundred and ninety two miles per hour.
0:27.4	The police approached with guns drawn and he said,
0:31.1	I'm on my way to breakfast.
0:32.9	That's why I was going so fast.
0:34.8	Well, I do love going out for breakfast as you know.
0:37.7	Well, I know you do, but you know, they serve McMuffins all day now.
0:41.3	I mean, God, buddy, that ain't no excuse.
0:44.7	A hundred and ninety-two miles an hour.
0:46.5	People, I know they're in certain areas are fewer cars, but you can't be doing that.
0:51.9	The most mystifying thing about this is nothing's open, except for an egg McMuffin.
0:58.4	What is your hurry?
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