Bob and Sherry. You idiot. Here they are. He's a moron. He's acting like a complete idiot.

Moron's in the news. I love the name of this place, Heideltsburg Township, Pennsylvania.

And the police there got a call in the middle of the night last week from a guy who said a stranger busted into his house and was acting like he belonged there.

The cops got there and they found the trespasser taking a shower in the dude's house.

He was a 37-year-old guy named Jose Vega.

They arrested him right there in the shower.

He's been charged with felony criminal trespassing plus criminal

mischief, which I think is an interesting sort of charge, disorderly conduct and more. I guess,

you know, if you're if you're naked and somebody else's shower in their house, that is mischief,

isn't it? On the one hand, it is mischief.

But on the other, you know, a lot of the guidelines are take showers and wash your clothes more

frequently. Maybe the guy was just like desperate to get some germs off of him. Or maybe he was

high as a kite, which is what I think he was. He didn't realize he's in somebody else's house. I mean, if you bust into another person's house and you're there to steal the TV or whatever, it's bad, but I understand. But get naked and getting a somebody shower? This time a year ago, we had a whole rash of morons that were breaking into people's homes and cooking something and then falling

to sleep on the couch. Do you remember that? I do, but generally, there was nobody else in the

house. There were people in this house and the guy, first of all, if I go into a shower, I usually

know where the shampoo is. You know, I know where the soap is. This guy's in somebody else's shower.

That's because smoking meth isn't part of your daily grooming room.

There you go.

There you go.

Right again.

And it's not the right kind of soap or shampoo.

I know.

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