Bob and Sherry.

You idiot.

Here they are.

He's a moron.

He's acting like a complete idiot.

Moron's in the news.

Well, they say that Americans are drinking a lot more.

Alcohol sales up 53%, but too much can make you do strange things.

Like, listen to this.

A Tennessee woman was arrested for repeatedly calling 911 and asking police to bring a helicopter because

Blake Shelton was trying to kill her.

He seems like a nice man.

We were just talking about him on The Voice.

And I mean, Gwen Stefani, when I picture her living somewhere, I picture her living somewhere

like London or New York or L.A.

She's living on Blake Shelton's farm in Oklahoma.

I just don't picture her in Oklahoma, so he must really be something.

This lady also claimed that there was a man in the woods with a knife and that she's dating Eric Church and that Dolly Parton was flying

in that night to see her. Her name is Mary Myers. Police did pay her a visit to make sure she was

okay. And they found, of course, an open bottle of vodka on the table and she smelled of alcohol

and had slurred speech. She was charged with misusing 911. So I know it's tough staying in all the time, but you've got to back off from the bottle there, folks. I'm with you, Bob. Blake Shelton wouldn't be my first pick as my celebrity assassin. No, not at all. Although he was probably a crack shot. He's a real outdoorsy guy. He just doesn't seem to have that kind of malice in him.

Let's go to today's morning of the day. It's Scott Waring, who says that he has discovered what he

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