Morons: There's only one way to eat the pork. 6-29-20

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🗓️ 29 June 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Moron of the Day!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/thomas-bacon-sausage_n_7452934

Today on Morons in the news:

I believe the check will stay in the mail.

He was putting the drugs in the fake prosthetic.

There's only one choice of pork.

Please initial your balls.

The bar b que chicken damaged.

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0:00.0	We've got them.
0:01.0	Stimletted individuals.
0:02.0	Simple people.
0:03.0	With Bob and Sherry.
0:04.0	You're on Moron.
0:05.0	It's Morons in the News.
0:06.0	Okay, our first moron in the news is the U.S. Treasury Department.
0:11.0	We have just found out that the Treasury Department sent more than 1 million coronavirus
0:16.0	stimulus payments totaling $1.4 billion to dead people.
0:22.1	Oh, boy.
0:23.7	So $1.4 billion to folks who don't exist anymore on this earth, and teachers still have
0:31.1	to buy their own products for school.
0:33.5	Oh, boy.
0:34.3	How does that happen?
0:36.2	Government continuing to hit it out of the park.
0:38.8	Yeah, exactly.
0:40.0	Here's the second story here today.
0:42.2	Earlier this year, airport security in Belgium stopped a guy who was flying in from Jamaica,
0:47.3	and they detected cocaine.
0:49.8	It's not clear if a drug dog singled him out or what, but they didn't find any drugs on him.
0:56.2	But he did fail a drug test, so they took him to a hospital to do a full examination.
1:03.0	I can't really say on the radio what they found, but they discovered four and a half ounces of cocaine in a fake body part.
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