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It's Morons in the News.

Well, here's a story about a fellow who buys enough stuff at an adult store that he has a frequent shopper membership program.

He's in Tukwila, Tukwila, Washington, and he's a member of the Rewards Program at an adult store called Lovers.

We know this because he went to the store a few days ago.

He used his membership card to buy something.

He looked around and he said, I'm going to steal this stripper pole.

He grabbed the pole and he took off right out the door.

The cops tweeted, quote,

We know who you are via your store membership card and your license plate.

Be sure to check your mail on your court date.

I love it.

A stripper pole, I can think of a lot of things you might be able to get into a pocket

at the adult novelty store about a stripper pole.

Right out the door, but the thing is, he was so stupid. They already had his membership card. They know where he is. That's bold. Plus, it's a stolen, like, you're going to be entertaining the ladies unless he's doing it himself on a stolen stripper pole. Yeah, and you can't bring it back. Let's go to today's moron of the day.

It comes to us out of Tokyo where for the second time, a gang of 70 marauding, aggressive

monkey inmates made a jail break for freedom from their home in Futsu, which is right outside

Tokyo. This is their second escape in the middle of the night in a year.

It looked like someone had cut a big hole in the fence, but zookeepers said that they

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