Morons: The sixteen year fight for cereal 7-02-20
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 2 July 2020
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Today's moron of the day.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-southkorea-cereal/a-taste-of-democracy-south-koreas-16-year-fight-for-a-green-onion-breakfast-cereal-idUSKBN241160
Today on Morons in the news:
Smash and finish my merlot!
Can I borrow your fire truck for a bit.
That dog will eat anything!
Nothing good happens when you make pizza that late.
The sixteen year fight for cereal.
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| 0:00.0 | Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:01.1 | You idiot. |
| 0:02.3 | Here they are. |
| 0:03.1 | He's a moron. |
| 0:03.7 | He's acting like a complete idiot. |
| 0:05.1 | Moron's in the news. |
| 0:06.4 | A woman in the United Kingdom crashed her Mercedes into a parked car and then finished off |
| 0:13.3 | her glass of rosé as the cops were arriving. |
| 0:16.4 | That's gangster. |
| 0:17.9 | That is totally gangster lady. |
| 0:20.5 | You know, she knew that she was busted. |
| 0:23.9 | Yeah, yeah, that's exactly right. |
| 0:26.1 | A 22-year guy in Bristol Bay Borough, Alaska. |
| 0:30.4 | His name is Dawson Porter. |
| 0:32.1 | He used a piece of lumber to break into a fire station last Saturday, and he stole a fire |
| 0:36.9 | truck. |
| 0:44.3 | Nobody was there, so he jumped in one of the trucks and he crashed it through the garage door and drove off. Bristol Bay Borough is in a very rural area, about 300 miles from Anchorage. |
| 0:50.3 | So at first people thought it was an emergency and he needed to ride. But no, after he stole |
| 0:55.7 | the truck, he turned on the emergency lights and drove straight to a bar where cops showed |
| 1:01.4 | up and arrested him. The craziest part of this is that he's done it before. Back in 2017, |
| 1:08.5 | he was arrested for stealing a vehicle from another fire station. |
| 1:12.5 | This time it was a pickup truck. |
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