Morons: The bumper car bar! 5-19-20
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 19 May 2020
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Today's Moron of the Day!
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Today on Morons in the news:
The watermelon head robbery!
The bumper car bar...
The social distancing brawl.
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| 0:00.0 | We've got them. |
| 0:01.0 | Morons. |
| 0:02.0 | With Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:03.0 | He's a moron. |
| 0:04.0 | It's Morons in the News. |
| 0:06.0 | Okay, so I want you all to listen to this first moron in the news story and then tell me what |
| 0:11.7 | will be the nicknames that these two guys will share when they finally are put into prison. |
| 0:18.8 | What will the other, pardon me, inmates call them? Two people robbed a |
| 0:24.4 | Sheets convenience store in Virginia earlier this month, and they covered their faces with a different |
| 0:31.6 | type of mask. They hollowed out watermelons. You can see the shots |
| 0:38.6 | from the surveillance video. |
| 0:41.2 | They both got a large |
| 0:42.7 | watermelon each covering their heads |
| 0:45.0 | and then cut out eye holes. |
| 0:47.6 | And they went in and robbed |
| 0:48.9 | the sheets store. |
| 0:50.5 | Now, police have figured out |
| 0:52.1 | who one of them was. |
| 0:53.1 | They're still looking for the other one side. |
| 0:55.2 | Just take a moment. |
| 0:57.6 | Just think of the largest watermelon that you've seen recently. |
| 1:01.4 | And then think of it as being hollowed out in eye holes. |
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