Bob and Sherry.

You idiot.

Here they are.

He's a moron.

He's acting like a complete idiot.

Moron's in the news.

Looks like the nationwide white claw shortages are not happening anymore.

There's a 36-year-old guy.

His name is Matthew Stinson.

And he pulled a knife on a clerk at a hotel in Lincoln, Nebraska a few days ago.

It is not clear, at least at this point,

why he was so mad at this clerk. But the clerk, I guess, said, I'm calling the law, and he took

off before the police got there. Well, they found him six hours later. He tried to get away from the

police by throwing a can of white claw at them.

So obviously, he has a girlfriend who's around 30.

He missed, and the cops caught him after a short chase.

He's been charged with resisting arrest, making terrorist threats.

Wow. And using a deadly

weapon to commit a felony. The last charge is about him pulling the knife, not the white claw.

The white claw is not a deadly weapon unless she's had three of them and then anything could

happen.

That is, as a guy, you don't want to be explaining to the other dudes in lockup why you're there.

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