Morons: Sun and Fun with the Grim Reaper 5-01-20
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 1 May 2020
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Today's Moron of the Day!
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Today on Morons in the news:
You can't use stolen underwear to start the fire!
Watch out for the Grim Reaper.
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| 0:00.0 | We've got them. |
| 0:01.0 | Morons. |
| 0:02.0 | With Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:03.0 | He's a moron. |
| 0:04.0 | It's Morons in the News. |
| 0:06.0 | Fondalak, Wisconsin is a very nice place and it's inhabited by very nice people except for one dirtbag. |
| 0:12.0 | A serial arsonist was charged this week after using underwear to set people's homes on fire. |
| 0:20.0 | Police say 43-year-old Michael Miller attempted to start |
| 0:24.4 | a dozen fires over the last 18 months, including at least five in March. He told cops he'd like to |
| 0:31.4 | steal underwear from laundromats and to use it to start fires. Apparently, he also likes to use |
| 0:37.4 | bras. And he mentioned that he was |
| 0:39.5 | wearing women's underwear when the police interviewed him. It's not clear what his motive was, |
| 0:44.8 | but apparently the homes were picked at random, and luckily, it sounds like nobody was harmed. |
| 0:49.4 | The police searched his phone, and they found one photo of a fire, along with a ton of pornography. |
| 0:56.9 | And this guy is such a dirtbag, he had child pornography. |
| 1:00.5 | He's facing a ton of charges, 11 counts of arson, three counts of burglary, five counts |
| 1:05.3 | of what we just told you about, and more. |
| 1:08.7 | I just don't know what to say. |
| 1:10.6 | The guy is just a bad dude, and I'll tell you what, |
| 1:13.5 | arson is in a very, very serious crime and can get you 20 years. He's done it like 11 times. |
| 1:19.9 | There's so many levels of deviant perversion here. I know. You know, arson, very, not always, |
| 1:26.7 | but arson can be a very sexual crime. |
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