Morons: Speeding to get the cheaper bread. 4-22-20
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 22 April 2020
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Today's Moron of the Day!
https://news.sky.com/story/speeding-driver-tells-police-he-broke-virus-lockdown-to-drive-120-miles-for-cheap-bread-11969400
Today on Morons in the news:
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| 0:00.0 | We've got them. |
| 0:01.0 | Dimmetted individuals. |
| 0:02.1 | Some people. |
| 0:02.7 | With Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:04.0 | You're a moron. |
| 0:04.6 | It's morons in the news. |
| 0:06.4 | So we start off today with a 74-year-old guy in Florida who was out on the golf course, |
| 0:13.4 | and he saw something he did not like. |
| 0:15.7 | He saw some other golfers violating a rule of golf etiquette by driving their golf cart onto a putting |
| 0:23.1 | green. He took a look at that and he decided he'd pull out his BB gun and fire at them. |
| 0:29.3 | Now, isn't that also a breach of golf etiquette? |
| 0:34.1 | I'm going to have to check the rules book, but I'm going to guess, yes. |
| 0:39.4 | A lot of things going on with this little short story. |
| 0:41.9 | Number one, the putting green of a golf course is a very delicate thing. |
| 0:47.7 | You can lose it just like that, and it costs thousands and thousands of dollars. |
| 0:52.7 | You cannot drive on it. |
| 0:54.0 | It's fragile. It's like |
| 0:55.6 | glass. Do not ever do that. I'm going to guess that these people were novices and really didn't know, |
| 1:01.8 | right? And they just went out there. It is wrong for the 74-year-old man to fire the BB gun at |
| 1:07.3 | these people, no matter what they were doing. But I also looked at it and said to myself, he brought the BB gun with him. |
| 1:17.0 | He was looking for some trouble. |
| 1:19.8 | Yeah. |
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