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Morons.

With Bob and Sherry.

He's a moron. It's Morons in the News. So when I was in third grade, Ms. Garson said we have a homework assignment, and I was very excited about that because third grade, we didn't get many homework assignments, but I'd heard about this homework thing, and I wanted to see what it was all about. And I said, what is the sign of this guy?

And she said, I want each and every one of you tomorrow to come in and tell me where you

live, your address.

So if you ever got lost, you could tell a responsible adult how to get you home.

Well, a 29-year-old guy in Brotson, Germany, shoplifted about six bucks worth of stuff from a grocery store a few days ago.

And when he ran away, he left behind his eight-year-old son.

The police went up to the kid when they got there and said, do you know where you live?

Oh, wow.

And he did.

And so they went and they got his father.

It's a sad story because you got an eight-year-old kid that's involved there.

And there's nothing sadder than that.

But that's what happened.

What an irresponsible putts this guy is.

Hey, look, when my little brother was maybe six or seven,

the game warden pulled into the driveway and asked my little brother if he knew where his daddy was,

and my little brother's when we lived out last, my little brother pointed behind him to the barn and

said, he's in there, gutting a deer. And it wasn't dear season, Bob. It wasn't dear season. It was

deer season. All right, let's go to the moron of the day where we look at what is the meaning of true

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