Morons... Police reel in Louisiana man captured swimming in fish tank! 7-01-20

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🗓️ 1 July 2020

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Today's Moron of the day!

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Today on Morons in the news:

Police reel in Louisiana man captured swimming in fish tank

Please pick up your car on Sesame street.

Put the illegal fireworks down.

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0:00.0	We've got them.
0:01.0	Morons.
0:02.0	With Bob and Sherry.
0:03.0	He's a moron.
0:04.0	It's Morons in the News.
0:06.0	There is a town called Seaback, Washington, and it's just west of Seattle, and in Seaback,
0:11.0	Washington, there is an actual street called Sesame Street.
0:15.0	A drunk driver crashed into a gas station and then abandoned his dented SUV on Sesame Street last Sunday morning.
0:22.5	And then he ran into the woods.
0:24.2	A police dog tracked him down and he was arrested.
0:27.1	It turns out this is not his first arrest for drunk driving.
0:30.6	According to the count, he's had one, two, three, four, five in the past 10 years.
0:38.3	And he's been charged with drunk driving again.
0:40.9	This story was brought to you by the letters D, U, I.
0:48.0	Thank you.
0:50.1	Over to you, Sherry.
0:51.6	Let's go to today's morning of the day.
0:53.4	It happened in Louisiana.
0:54.8	People, a police fish, 26-year-old Kevin Wise,
0:58.4	out of the giant fish tank at the Bass Pro Shopping
1:02.3	in his town last week.
1:04.1	Kevin took a dive and was swimming with the fishes
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