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Morons: Please refrain from running yourself over. 5-06-20

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today's Moron of the Day!

 

https://rapidcityjournal.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/rapid-city-man-charged-with-vehicular-homicide-after-fatal-hit-and-run-against-pedestrian/article_22dc4188-25d2-5955-b919-54af582b2778.html

 

 

 

Today on Morons in the news:

 

 Please refrain from running yourself over.

 

Today wasn't a full moon day!

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0:00.0

We've got them.

0:01.0

Simletted individuals. Some people. With Bob and Sherry. You're a moron. It's morons in the news. There's an awful lot of pressure on people these days. People are anxious, they're upset, they're overworked, taking care of their kids, teaching their kids, trying to get to work, trying to work from home. There's an awful lot going on.

0:21.3

Don't be a big ass.

0:23.1

There's a 27-year-old guy named Mordecai Grubin.

0:26.3

I do like his name.

0:27.8

Mordecai Grubin, he's from Lakewood, New Jersey.

0:31.3

And he went to a Walmart last Thursday and repeatedly mooned people around the store.

0:37.4

He was also recording their reactions on his phone because, as we know, everyone wants to be in show business.

0:44.6

Someone called the cops and they arrested Mordecai for lewdness.

0:48.1

There's no reason why he was doing this, this mooning spree, other than the fact that he was

0:53.9

recording it and probably

0:55.0

wanted to put it on TikTok.

0:58.1

People don't need that when they're at the Walmart right now.

1:01.0

They want to get in and out of the Walmart.

1:02.6

They want to get their things, and then they want to go home because they're afraid.

1:07.9

So you're pulling down your pants, Mordecai Grubin.

1:10.9

It just doesn't help the whole thing.

1:13.0

And I want to couple that with these other two stories.

1:15.8

A woman in South Carolina was arrested last weekend for going on a licking spree at a grocery store.

1:22.2

I don't know what radio show you're listening to that's encouraging you to do this or what TV show.

1:28.0

But madam, you are disgusting and you just probably ruined a lot of food.

1:32.8

And the police in Michigan are looking for a guy who wiped his nose on a dollar tree employee's shirt after she asked him to wear a mask.

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