Morons: Please pull my finger! 6-25-20

Bob & Sheri

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🗓️ 25 June 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today's moron of the day!

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/vienna-man-fined-500-euros-for-deliberate-massive-flatulence/ar-BB15CiSm

Today on Morons in the news:

Please pull my finger!

Sir you don't need to fly your weed to California.

Dude... next time say FORE!

Just call me the Godfather.

Waking up to a raccoon.

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0:00.0	Bob and Sherry.
0:01.1	You idiot.
0:02.3	Here they are.
0:03.1	He's a moron.
0:03.7	He's acting like a complete idiot.
0:05.1	A guy with a pound of weed tried to steal a small plane in Florida and fly it to California.
0:11.1	He was arrested.
0:12.3	Dude, they already have so much weed in California.
0:16.2	And it's only a pound.
0:18.2	It's just a pound.
0:19.7	And it's legal.
0:21.6	Dude. The vice president of concessions at Yosemite National Park, and let's stop there, that sounds like a good gig.
0:29.6	The vice president of concessions at Yosemite National Park is out of a job after a video showed him driving golf balls into a protected meadow in Yosemite Valley.
0:42.3	Dude, you're the vice president of concessions at Yosemite National. Don't screw it off.
0:48.3	Yosemite is one of the most beautiful places in the world and those meadows are breathtaking and he's driving golf balls in
0:55.4	there plastic golf balls that's the worst let's go to today's moron of the day it comes to us from
1:01.6	austria of all places vienna i don't think we've ever had a moron of the day from vienna austria
1:08.0	well there was hit. Well, yeah.
1:12.2	So here's what happened.
1:15.2	Police stopped a man to check his identity.
1:19.8	He was apparently doing something that seemed inappropriate to the cops.
1:21.9	So they asked for his identification.
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