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Dimmetted individuals.

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You're a moron.

It's morons in the news. All right, I'm going to kick this off with today's moron of the day. This person is not a moron, but the video is so great that I thought it would cheer everybody up to see this first thing in the day. So it happened in Delaware. A woman named Lynn Stafieri has a 13-year-old son named Jacob,

and Jacob ordered a package from Amazon. And when you order from Amazon and you put your

address and everything in, there's a box where you can type in additional delivery instructions.

And that's a place where you might say, oh, hey, if we're not home, you know, leave it on the

bench, on the porch, or make sure you knock on the door.

The doorbell doesn't work.

You know, that kind of thing.

Beware of dog, right?

So Jacob put some special instructions for the delivery driver.

Jacob wrote, knock on the door three times and scream abercadabra as loud as you can and run super fast away.

So here's what happened to this amazing Amazon delivery driver who should be the employee of the month.

This driver came up to the doorbell, set the package down, knocked three times,

shouted abracadabra, and booked it back to her truck like she was being chased.

Jacob's mom posted on Facebook, thank you to this great Amazon delivery woman.

Apparently my youngest son had put some additional instructions for the delivery,

and she went along with it.

It made a smile even though my son should not have done it, and I apologize for that.

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