It's Morons in the News. Here's Bob and Sherry.

I have, as today's Moron of the Day, one of the classic morons in the news story that we've ever had, and I'll tease it by saying, it happened in Seattle, Washington, and the Washington State Trooper said, I've been a cop my whole life.

I've never seen anything like this before. It was a hundred mile an hour chase between Washington State's troopers and Alberto

Alejandro, who's 51. And the chase ended. Cops were shocked at how fast this vehicle was going.

And the chase ended when they threw down some of those stop strips, and that's how they stopped the car but what really blew their

state trip's mind was as they they were getting all these 911 calls about a driver

ricocheting off of vehicles and speeding away the multiple cars have multiple 911 calls about

a car going more than a hundred miles an hour so troopers deployed from all over Seattle and began pursuing

and they were shocked because the driver of that vehicle was a pit bull. What? Yes. Yes. Alejandro, the

human person, was using his foot to reach the gas pedal from the passenger side

because the pit bull's legs weren't long enough and the pit bull was steering.

And you know what, in defense of the pit bull, they are terrible drivers.

That's why there were cars eating it and the vehicle was swerving.

They don't get enough practice.

When the troopers finally stopped this car, they said, what the hell is going on here?

There's a pit bull driving.

Mr. Alejandro said, yes, yes, I am teaching her to drive.

And he was loaded, huh?

No, he was not loaded.

He was not loaded?

You know what?

In 1996, Buick, and he was charged with reckless endangerment, alluding police.

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