Bob and Sherry.

You idiot.

Here they are.

He's a moron.

He's acting like a complete idiot.

Moron's in the news.

Sort of short and sweet with our first moron in the news story here.

There's a guy in Florida.

He lives in an apartment, and his neighbors noticed that he had a doormat that said,

Come Back with a Warrant.

He was just caught with drugs, and the cop showed up with a warrant to search his apartment.

Well, you can't say they don't follow directions. Yeah, that's right. Today's moron of the day is a

moron for these times. A couple of women in Texas in Laredo, Texas,

were arrested after undercover police pulled a sting operation

on their illicit lockdown beauty salon operation

that they were running out of their home.

Anna, Isabel, Castro Garcia, and Brenda, Stephanie

Madda were running treatments despite strict stay-at-home orders. They were targeting

customers and potential customers on social media. One woman said, yeah, I did it. I was running

a nail salon inside my house and promoting it on social media.

And the other was cuffed and told cops, yeah, you got me coppers.

I was running an eyelash service inside my home.

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