Morons: No lifeguard on duty. 6-12-20

Bob & Sheri

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🗓️ 12 June 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today's Moron of the day!

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Today on Morons in the news:

No lifeguard on duty

The dine and dash robber.

That powder looks suspicious

Wikiwatchi is going underdwater.

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0:00.0	We've got them.
0:01.0	We've got them.
0:02.0	Timlet of individuals.
0:03.0	With Bob and Sherry.
0:04.0	You're on Moron.
0:05.0	It's Morons in the News.
0:06.0	We live in crazy times.
0:08.0	The police in Murrell's Inlet, South Carolina.
0:11.0	That's a beautiful place.
0:13.0	They are looking for a guy who broke into a closed Waffle House last Sunday to eat.
0:19.0	The guy was wearing a suit and he prepared himself three meals and he ate all
0:23.8	three meals. He then stole a box of disposable gloves and he left. The cops have released some
0:29.5	pictures from the security cameras to help identify him. Well, you know, that's wrong. You should
0:35.5	not do it. But he did dress up and he did.
0:38.0	He's trying to stay with the quarantine things, stealing those gloves.
0:41.5	So, you know, he's not all bad, I guess.
0:44.0	He was hungry.
0:45.1	That's the, that's the honest.
0:46.4	He cleaned up after himself.
0:47.2	Yeah.
0:48.3	Which is something I'd like him to maybe do a master class on for my kids.
0:52.5	Right.
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