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Morons.

With Bob and Sherry.

He's a moron.

It's Morons in the News.

A very good friend of mine is a weatherman on a television station in Nebraska.

And he just loves Nebraska.

He loves the people.

He loves forecasting the storms that roll through.

It's the heartland, right?

And that's why I was so surprised at this first

story in morons in the news. A guy in Nebraska is facing indecent exposure charges for stripping

down naked at a Walmart and then running naked to the Sam's Club, which was adjacent.

It's stressful enough being with others shopping these days.

You don't need to see a guy flopping around through the Sam's Club

as you're trying to get some shirts or underwear or whatever.

You know, I didn't know where you were going to take it,

but that isn't where I thought you were going to take it.

Yeah.

People were all just trying to socially distance and be thoughtful of others, so stop acting like that.

Don't act that way. I bet he didn't have a mask on either.

Well, you know, he didn't, although it would be hysterical if he did, wouldn't it?

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