Bob and Sherry. You idiot. Here they are. He's a moron. He's acting like a complete idiot.

Moron's in the news. So there is the 34-year-old character whose name is Christoph Hermann Dofer, and he is from Williamstown, Massachusetts.

And several days ago, he was in a friend's car, and they were driving through the beautiful state of Vermont.

Well, apparently, he had a,

quote, large pickle. And when I say large pickle, I mean an actually large pickle. He decided it was

a good idea to throw it at a 59-year-old guy from the Vermont Agency of Transportation who was

working on the side of the highway.

The large pickle hit the guy in the back of the head and according to the police report, quote, caused him pain.

Christoph is facing misdemeanor assault charges.

He should be.

What is he with some guy that...

I'll tell you what it is.

It's a fun thing to do.

Here's a fellow who's probably got a shovel in his hand,

working hard side of the road, almost 60 years old.

And this jerk's going to throw a pickle at him.

It's so disrespectful.

The pickle flinging Neanderthal is a jackhole who's never had a legitimate hard job in his life.

Yeah, that's probably true.

And has no gratitude or appreciation for the fact that the road he's driving on was laid there by human hands busting it in the hot sun.

I hope they throw the book at him and the pickle, and I'll tell you what else.

You wasting food, you make you sick. I agree. Did I ever tell you about the time I was fishing off of a bridge in the Florida Keys with one of my kids? I know those words don't come out of my mouth easily. Don't sound believe. Are you sure that was you and not something you saw in a movie? It was definitely me. So we're fishing off the side of the road on this bridge. There's

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