We've got them.

Simletted individuals. Some people. With Bob and Sherry. You're on Moron. It's Morons in the News. It's the darnest thing. The last, I say, year and a half, suddenly, after having done morons in the news for like 15 years, suddenly we're getting all these moron in the news stories out of China. You agree, Sherry? We never used to get them out of China.

That firewall, the Chinese government, has put up, is leakier than you think. And I think that's why

those stories are coming out. So here's the latest one. A guy in China casually walked into a hospital

with a crossbow arrow larched in his chest.

He said he'd accidentally shot himself, which is baloney.

I mean, I don't know how you do that.

You know what I think?

I think his wife shot him, and he's covering for her, for whatever reason.

How in the world would you shoot yourself with your own crossbow that's my

point they're pretty big and then you have to point it at yourself why would you point it at yourself

that's his wife no man would lie for me like that you don't oh i think oh no no if i shoot you in the

chest with a crossbow i I think we're done.

Now, if I were married to you, I'm very codependent, so I think I would.

You might be the only one, actually. You know what? And can I say thank you for that?

Just the idea that you would allow me to shoot you point blank with a crossbow, and then you would not only lie to the law for me, but that would like get over it you just said you just for you just said point blank and what have i done to deserve that

it's those loud shoes i'm telling you is that is that what it is all right over to you today's

moron of the day is oh let's say it together. Florida man, Jupiter, Florida. He's facing felony

charges after he let a 12-year-old girl get behind the wheel of his SUV and told her to speed

because he wanted to be a cool dad, even though he is not her dad. His name is Sean Michelson. He's

41. He told the cops that he is friends with the girl's mom and that the girl and her friend were staying with him for a few days. The girl, the 12-year-old had asked earlier in the day if she could drive his Jeep. And he said, I thought that would be cool. And I was trying to be a cool father. He also told officers that, yes, he had been drinking. So, cops saw the Jeep make an

illegal U-turn and then speed away. This was shortly after midnight. The Jeep, driven by the 12-year-old

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