We've got them.

Morons.

With Bob and Sherry.

He's a moron.

It's Morons in the News.

Not a lot of detail on this first one, but we don't really need a lot of detail.

A guy in Oklahoma got a suspended sentence for drug possession.

His real name is Ben Dover.

No, it is not, your wife.

Yes, it is.

His parents need a good talking to.

Why would you do that?

His whole life, he kept up going, it's Benjamin.

It's Benjamin.

Yeah, right.

And then he was driven to drugs or crime or whatever. Bend over.

Bend over. Today's moron of the day comes to us from Sydney, Australia. So you want to be really careful when you're providing a service in someone's home that you get the right address. That's really critical, whether you're there to clean the carpets or to

beat them with a broom as part of a fantasy that they have. Two men carrying machetes

sneaked into a bedroom after being hired to carry out that broom beating fantasy. But they got

the wrong address and they woke up the startled victim

who freaked out because two men were standing in his bedroom armed with machetes. The two

machete men, when they realized they were in the wrong house, said, so sorry, mate, wrong address.

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