It's morons in the news. Here's Bob and Sherry.

And today's moron of the day is a moron for these times. This happened in Louisville, Kentucky.

A couple went to the grocery store and attempted to purchase 23 cases of Mountain Dew. That is,

552 cans. An employee at the grocery store said, I'm sorry, you can't buy that much. You can't

stockpile that much Mountain Dew. And the man went into an absolute rage complaining to the

grocery store worker that they were misinformed, that they were allowed to have 552 cans of

Mountain Dew, that they needed their 552 cans of

Mountain Dew. It got ugly. It got aggressive. The man was calling the employee a liar. And guess what?

We've got video. Text the word moron right now to 888 262-7437 and we will send today's mountain do moron directly to your phone

bob sherry go ahead and do your next moron he'll be with us momentarily okay okay can i just

apologize to the audience there he is apologize to the audience for the technical hiccups. We're going to get this sorted out. Bob, you got a moron in the news for us?

Yes, I do. Now, I'm going to tell you right off the bat that this may or may not be a true story because I got it from the Sun, which I think is a Murdoch product.

It's a tabloid in England.

And they say that this is true.

According to the Sun, there's a guy in Northern Ireland who recently caught the virus on a trip to Italy with his mistress.

And now he's back in the UK, and his wife and he are in quarantine together.

And initially, she had no idea how he caught it.

She thought he was on a business trip in the UK and didn't know that he went to Italy.

So evidently, she's aware of it now because it's making

international news. And a source told the paper, quote, despite his infection, he's expected to

survive the outbreak. He's in a blind panic, however, because of the adultery being exposed.

More so he's worried about that than his health.

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