Morons: I didn’t know Barney the Dinosaur had a motorcycle. 4-03-20
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 3 April 2020
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Today on Morons in the news:
Barney suit is not a good way to fight coronavirus
I left the house to show my boyfriend how explosive I am.
The TP went up in flames…
The juice speaks out on Tiger King,
The man stole my Xbox!
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| 0:00.0 | It's Morons in the News. |
| 0:01.4 | Here's Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:02.7 | I love you. |
| 0:04.1 | We all know this song. |
| 0:07.4 | We're a happy family. |
| 0:11.4 | Why is Barney's morons in the news today? |
| 0:15.9 | I want to know. |
| 0:17.5 | Me too. |
| 0:19.6 | Is this the pandemic enough? |
| 0:21.8 | Why are we torturing people with Barney? |
| 0:25.2 | Argentina, like so many places around the world, is experiencing pandemic lockdown and quarantine. |
| 0:32.0 | And in the city of Buenos Aires, they are locked down. |
| 0:35.9 | And that is why police pulled over a 52-year-old man who was dressed |
| 0:40.0 | like Barney, the dinosaur, on his motorcycle. He was violating Argentina's stay-at-home order, |
| 0:47.5 | and just a heads-up, if you want to be on the download, dressing is a giant purple dinosaur |
| 0:53.1 | getting on a motorcycle. |
| 0:54.6 | It's probably a bad strategy. So the cops immediately spotted them. They pulled him over. |
| 1:00.7 | Of course, he didn't have his license or registration. And the cop said, where are you |
| 1:05.2 | head at Barney? And he said, I am a professional children's entertainer. And I am on my way |
| 1:10.5 | to a children's birthday party. |
| 1:12.6 | But of course the police were aware that the Argentinian government has put everyone on lockdown and social distancing and his band parties. |
| 1:20.6 | And so they mentioned that to him that that couldn't possibly be true. |
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