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Morons: I didn’t know Barney the Dinosaur had a motorcycle. 4-03-20

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8177477/Man-dressed-BARNEY-arrested-Argentina-disobeying-coronavirus-stay-home-order.html


Today on Morons in the news:

 

Barney suit is not a good way to fight coronavirus

 

I left the house to show my boyfriend how explosive I am.

 

The TP went up in flames…

 

The juice speaks out on Tiger King,

 

The man stole my Xbox!

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0:00.0

It's Morons in the News.

0:01.4

Here's Bob and Sherry.

0:02.7

I love you.

0:04.1

We all know this song.

0:07.4

We're a happy family.

0:11.4

Why is Barney's morons in the news today?

0:15.9

I want to know.

0:17.5

Me too.

0:19.6

Is this the pandemic enough?

0:21.8

Why are we torturing people with Barney?

0:25.2

Argentina, like so many places around the world, is experiencing pandemic lockdown and quarantine.

0:32.0

And in the city of Buenos Aires, they are locked down.

0:35.9

And that is why police pulled over a 52-year-old man who was dressed

0:40.0

like Barney, the dinosaur, on his motorcycle. He was violating Argentina's stay-at-home order,

0:47.5

and just a heads-up, if you want to be on the download, dressing is a giant purple dinosaur

0:53.1

getting on a motorcycle.

0:54.6

It's probably a bad strategy. So the cops immediately spotted them. They pulled him over.

1:00.7

Of course, he didn't have his license or registration. And the cop said, where are you

1:05.2

head at Barney? And he said, I am a professional children's entertainer. And I am on my way

1:10.5

to a children's birthday party.

1:12.6

But of course the police were aware that the Argentinian government has put everyone on lockdown and social distancing and his band parties.

1:20.6

And so they mentioned that to him that that couldn't possibly be true.

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