We've got them.

Morons.

With Bob and Sherry.

He's a moron.

It's Morons in the News.

This first moron in the news story is completely insane.

I have never heard of anyone doing anything like this before.

There's a 39-year-old guy named Gabriel Marino in Modesto, California.

And a few days ago, he was driving on the highway

when he saw a tanker truck behind him

filled with bulk red wine.

I didn't know that's how they transported it,

but evidently they do.

So he pulled over, and then he hopped onto the side of the moving truck.

And then he climbed under the truck, Indiana Jones style, unscrewed a valve and started chugging

the red wine that was pouring out.

The driver didn't know what was happening until he looked in his rearview mirror and

saw the spilling wine, so he pulled over and called the cops.

They found Gabriel underneath the bottom of the truck, drinking wine, and doing snow angels

in it.

He was arrested for felony vandalism.

The truck spilled approximately 1,000 gallons of red wine total, which is enough to fill 5,000 bottles or Sherry's house for the month of June.

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