Bob and Sherry.

You idiot.

Here they are.

He's a moron.

He's acting like a complete idiot.

Moron's in the news.

Well, the first person in Australia to go to jail, to go to jail over the coronavirus

lockdown was a guy, and here's what he was arrested for.

He went down the fire escape of the hotel where he was under a mandatory quarantine to visit his new girlfriend.

This is the sort of thing that'll take a person out of the house.

I mean, I get it.

There's probably, except for money, if someone said, oh, by the way, there's a million dollars buried across the street,

except for that a girlfriend will be the thing that you'll roll a dice on, especially a new one.

Yeah, I mean, you know how that is.

You'll do stupid crazy things for love, including risking a pandemic and going to jail.

And sometimes marriage. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, I've done that a couple of times. We do know that. Okay, now today's moron of the day is really going to start your Monday, because today is Monday, by the way, even though it feels like Tuesdays, because every day is Tuesday now. Today is Monday and this is going to start your day

and kick your week off. You're going to feel so good. It is adorable. It is precious. It happened

in Philadelphia and that is the first time anyone has ever described. Anything that comes out of

Philadelphia is adorable and precious. And uplifting. But a woman named Kristen Bagnell was at home with her family quarantine, minding her own business.

And they have a sliding glass door that looks out into their yard.

And something caught her eye and she looked.

And sitting on the other side of her sliding glass door was an actual groundhog,

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