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Morons: Get out of bed for your meeting! 4-16-20

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today's Moron of The Day!

 

https://apnews.com/0909ae803a1ec369e519edc111018783

 

 

Today on Morons in the news:

 

 

Put on your pants for your Zoom court appearance.

 

Name that baby Sanitizer.

 

The goat wants a bottle too.

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0:00.0

Bob and Sherry.

0:01.1

You idiot.

0:02.3

Here they are.

0:03.1

He's a moron.

0:03.7

He's acting like a complete idiot. Morons in the News. One thing we've seen with Morons in the News since quarantine began is we're getting the kind of moron stories that we wouldn't have even been able to imagine just a few months ago. Here's today's moron of the day. It happened in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. A judge there in Broward County,

0:23.9

the Broward Circuit judge, his honor, Dennis Bailey, has had enough with attorneys showing up for

0:31.0

hearings via Zoom video without any pants on and in some cases still lying in bed. Here's what

0:37.3

Judge Bailey said.

0:38.6

Quote, it is remarkable how many attorneys appear inappropriately on camera.

0:44.1

One male lawyer was shirtless.

0:46.1

One female lawyer was still in bed and still under the covers.

0:51.3

He went on to say, he went on to say, if you are an attorney, putting on a beach cover

0:58.5

up will not cover up the fact that your poolside in a bathing suit. Just because we're in a

1:04.2

coronavirus shutdown does not mean you can't come to court without your pants. He said, lawyers are often not looking at their screens.

1:13.2

They're looking down at files, outlines or notes, or sometimes they're looking out the window,

1:18.0

and they can't see that the judge is hollering stop because an objection has been made,

1:22.2

and the audio stays with the witness rather than obeying the judge.

1:25.6

Look at your screen and put on your pants.

1:28.0

That's the director for Broward Circuit Judge Dennis Bailey.

1:31.5

A couple of months ago, if I told you this story, would it have made any sense at all?

1:36.3

No, it wouldn't, but it's so Florida.

1:38.3

You know, this is the same state that the governor said that WWE is an essential business, you know. But then again, in Florida,

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