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Bob & Sheri

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🗓️ 9 June 2020

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Today's Moron of the Day!

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/06/05/Young-boy-comes-face-to-face-with-bear-cub-outside-Louisiana-home/2551591390241/

Today on Morons in the news:

The bear does it in the woods but she did it on the welcome mat.

The bear is stared down by a two year old.

The man had his own submarine.

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0:00.0	We've got them.
0:01.0	Simletted individuals.
0:02.1	Some people.
0:02.7	With Bob and Sherry.
0:04.0	You're a moron.
0:04.6	It's morons in the news.
0:06.5	The quarantine is making some people completely crazy out of their minds.
0:12.1	There's a 41-year-old woman whose name is Dika Ahmed in London.
0:16.8	And back about a month ago, she broke quarantine to visit her 28-year-old boyfriend, whose name is Silvarez Rulis.
0:26.2	That's quite a name.
0:27.2	So she's 41.
0:28.2	He's 28.
0:28.9	She showed up at his house with a bottle of wine, and he invited her inside.
0:34.8	But then, he poured the wine into tumblers instead of wine glasses.
0:40.2	That absolutely set her off.
0:42.7	She slapped him a bunch of times and hit his roommate with a belt.
0:46.4	And then went to the front of their house and did something on their doormat.
0:53.1	I can't tell you what she did, but...
0:58.0	I'm so shocked that Martha Stewart didn't learn from her first time in prison.
1:03.2	I know.
1:04.1	If someone pours me a glass of wine,
1:06.2	they can put it in a chip coffee mug for all I care.
	...

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