Bob and Sherry.

You idiot.

Here they are.

He's a moron.

He's acting like a complete idiot.

Moron's in the news.

So Sherry and I both saw this story, and we're going to share it here this morning.

A 42-year-old guy from Alabama was busted for trespassing after he tried to camp on an island

inside of Disney World in Florida.

Apparently, he's been there for at least a few days, and he said he picked this island because, and I quote him,

it looked like a tropical paradise.

He's not wrong.

This is Treasure Island, which has been close to the public since like 1999, but it has all kinds of

buildings on it and that they were running power to those buildings, which makes sense because

if you leave a derelict building for too long, it just caves in. And you know Disney,

eventually they'll come up with some other use for that island. Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised they

closed it at all. But he was out there.

How was he caught?

Well, I'll tell you how he was caught.

I'm so disgusted with this guy because he could have been there indefinitely.

He could have quarantined on Treasure Island until the end of time.

He got caught because a park employee spotted a man in a property boat and knew that there shouldn't be anybody

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