Morons: Do you like my pet Hyena? 4-02-20
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 2 April 2020
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's morons in the news. |
| 0:01.4 | Here's Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:02.7 | In Somalia, people are seeking mental health treatment for depression and anxiety from an unusual source. |
| 0:10.6 | They go to a traditional healer who goes by the name a 70-year-old gentleman who goes by the name of Dr. Hyena. |
| 0:18.9 | And Dr. Hyena. |
| 0:21.9 | Oh, man. I'm. And Dr. Hyena, and Dr. Hyena, wait. Oh, man. |
| 0:23.2 | I'm just getting started. |
| 0:25.5 | When he tells you to do something, he's very loud. |
| 0:29.6 | I'm just getting started. |
| 0:31.3 | Dr. Hyena has a hyena in a cage, and he said, unlike other healers who lock their patients into a room with an unrestrained |
| 0:40.0 | magical animal, I use a cage, and there hasn't been any injuries here in the last four years. |
| 0:45.9 | So people, they go into, they go into him to see him, and he's got the hyena pup, he nicknamed Ali it's $10 a session which is very |
| 0:57.3 | expensive in a place where people might earn $100 in a whole month and um the hyena's in the cage |
| 1:03.7 | so people come in and they spend some time with the hyena and if they are possessed of bad spirits and demons and evil |
| 1:13.6 | entities, the hyena kind of growls and snarls the spirit out of the person, and they come out |
| 1:19.4 | and they are healed. I see some possibilities for Netflix here. I just have to say, as crazy |
| 1:26.8 | as this sounds, it's better than the nothing so many people |
| 1:30.8 | I know have in terms of mental health resources available to them. |
| 1:34.4 | You're right. |
| 1:36.1 | People who've been treated by the magical hyena said, you know, I tried everything else and |
| 1:42.8 | nothing worked until now. |
| 1:46.0 | So, you know, what the heck? I know you don't have a heen at your house. Maybe you have an angry cat that wishes you |
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