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Morons: Darth Vader comes out to stop the virus. 5-15-20

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

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🗓️ 15 May 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today's moron of the day!

 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-philippines-star-w/darth-vader-enforces-lockdown-in-philippine-village-idUSKBN22G1KJ

 

 

 

Today on Morons in the news:

 

 His name says it all!

 

Darth Vader comes out to stop the virus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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0:00.0

Bob and Sherry.

0:23.9

You idiot. Here they are. He's a moron. He's acting like a complete idiot. Moron's in the news. You know, when our great country goes through something like this, the best is brought out by a lot of our citizens, but the worst is brought out too. There are always some numbsculls, some idiots, some renegades, and one of them is a 23-year-old guy named Derringer Barton.

0:27.8

You know, with the name Derringer Barton, I guess you would be up to no good now and then,

0:30.8

and a 21-year-old guy named Blakely Marsh.

0:37.2

They went to an Applebee's in Kingsport, Tennessee, and they were upset when the bar manager announced last call around 10.45 p.m.

0:41.4

So what did they do? They started flipping over tables in the restaurant, went out to the middle

0:46.6

of the restaurant and she started flipping over the tables. The cops came and arrested them in

0:51.6

the parking lot. Derringer was caught in his truck, so he was arrested for driving under the influence,

0:58.6

and Blakely was arrested for public intoxication.

1:02.4

The people who are going into restaurants and serving you these days are under a lot of stress,

1:08.2

don't make them pick up tables that you've turned over because you're

1:12.1

a jerk.

1:13.7

That makes me think of that story at the ice cream shop in Maine where the customers were so

1:19.2

utterly foul to the 17-year-old girl who worked there to save money for college that she quit

1:25.7

the job in tears.

1:26.7

She couldn't take it anymore. And people heard about it. The news, the story went viral and they create, somebody created a GoFundMe account. Oh, wow. And folks, last I looked, had donated over $30,000. And the owner of the ice cream store, it was curbside. Like, you ordered your ice cream and they would bring it out to your car. This 17-year-old girl would bring people their ice cream, and they would be, like, cursing at her and yelling at her about the fake virus, and to the point where she was crying. 17 years old. And the owner of the ice cream store said, what a disgrace. She was working here to save money for

2:01.3

college. Like, come down, people. The great people of Maine raised $30,000 so good for them.

2:07.7

Because there are good human beings out there. Okay, today's moron of the day is Darth Vader,

2:12.6

or some folks dressed like Darth Vader. This is happening in the Philippines. Local officials are dressing

2:18.4

up as Darth Vader and Stormtroopers making outfits out of old rubber mats or plastic or

2:24.5

whatever they have and going door to door as Darth Vader and the Storm Troopers to remind residents

2:31.3

that they have to have passes to go to certain places while in quarantine.

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