It's Morons in the News.

Here's Bob and Sherry.

Okay, I want to do something a little different with my first segment for Morons in the News.

Do you remember that story about the woman in Pennsylvania who's facing charges after she walked into a grocery store and intentionally coughed on all of the meat and produce?

Yeah.

She went through the store coughing on all of the meat and produce. She went through the store coughing on all of the meat and produce to make a quote-unquote point.

The store had to throw out over $35,000 worth of food because of it.

So that story has, and that woman has haunted me.

And I was thinking to myself what would you do

if you were the judge in that case and and this is what I would do I would if I would find her

guilty I would make sure that she paid back the store $35,000 I would tack an additional fine

of $15,000 on top of that. She doesn't have the money,

and she probably doesn't, going to have to work out a way she can pay it for years to come.

Then I'd give her six months in jail, and then I would also take away her internet and her

television for two years and require her to meet with a parole

officer and give him an update on stories that she reads out of her local paper about the

coronavirus. And if she doesn't do any of those things, she goes back in the slammer.

Yeah, but if you really wanted to punish her, you'd make her spend an hour with my daughter

explaining why she can't see her boyfriend.

All right, well, that's a good one too.

That's cool.

All right, over to you.

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