Morons: Can I have your flip flops? 6-01-20

Bob & Sheri

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🗓️ 1 June 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today's Moron of the Day!

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/26/man-shoe-fetish-stole-126-flip-flops-have-sex-12760304/

Today on Morons in the news:

The "Chunky Dunky" moron.

He's got a little flip flop fetish.

You light up my life.

I have a way to make you cry.

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0:00.0	Bob and Sherry.
0:01.0	You idiot.
0:02.0	Here they are.
0:03.0	He's a moron.
0:04.0	He's acting like a complete idiot.
0:05.0	Moron's in the news.
0:06.0	This seems to make no sense, but evidently it's working.
0:09.0	Nike and Ben and Jerry's ice cream have teamed up to make a shoe.
0:13.0	It's called the Nike SB Dunk Low times Ben and Jerry, or the Chunky Dunkin'Dunky.
0:19.0	And they started showing up in stores several days ago.
0:22.9	The shoes basically look like a pint of Ben and Jerry's on your feet.
0:27.3	They have the bright blue, green and yellow colors, plus the black and white cow print all over.
0:32.7	They have sold out online and people have paid $100 for them and they're reselling them for more than $1,300
0:40.3	a pair. Why is this story in morons in the news? I just feel if you pay $1,300 for a pair of
0:47.8	shoes that look like chunky donkey ice cream, cartons, you are a moron.
0:52.8	I just, I only have one question.
0:55.0	That is why?
0:56.6	That's the big question.
0:58.1	Yeah,
0:58.3	why?
0:58.9	Yeah.
0:59.4	And keep that question in mind
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