Morons: Call him the Bobcat bandit! 5-08-20
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 8 May 2020
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Today's moron of the day!
https://www.kwtx.com/content/news/Police-Driver-leads-officers-on-chase-riding-Bobcat-tractor-570099181.html
Today on Morons in the news:
Don't throw your crack pipe at the police.
Call him the Bobcat bandit!
The face mask caused the getaway.
I was trying to make a U turn.
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/06/Driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-cars-outside-Florida-bank/4411588774716/?sl=8
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| 0:00.0 | We've got them. |
| 0:01.0 | Inletted individuals. |
| 0:02.0 | Simple people. |
| 0:03.0 | With Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:04.0 | You're on Mars. |
| 0:05.0 | It's Morons in the News. |
| 0:06.0 | The cops in good old Port St. Lucy, Florida pulled over a 61-year-old guy whose name |
| 0:12.0 | is Derry West last week because the license plate on his pickup truck was not visible. |
| 0:18.0 | Well, as the cops approached the truck, Derry tried to get rid of his crack pipe. |
| 0:23.7 | He thought, I got to get rid of this thing. I'm going to throw it out the passenger side window. |
| 0:28.8 | What he didn't realize was the cops were walking up on both sides of the truck. So when he threw |
| 0:34.5 | the pipe out of the window, he hit one of the police officers right in the face with the crack pipe. |
| 0:39.3 | He was charged with felony evidence tampering. |
| 0:42.3 | You know, you just hate when that happened. |
| 0:45.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.3 | He's 61. Have you not learned anything yet? |
| 0:52.3 | I know. I know. |
| 0:53.3 | Come on, it's 61. If you're throwing your crack pipe at? Come on, at 61. |
| 0:54.5 | If you're throwing your crack pipe at the law dogs, come on. |
| 0:58.1 | And you live in Port St. Lucy where nothing crazy ever happens. |
| 1:01.5 | Seriously. |
| 1:02.4 | You know, it's surprising to me that there's still room at the Lando Lakes County Jail. |
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