Morons: Bears like VRBO too! 5-13-20

Bob & Sheri

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

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🗓️ 13 May 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today's Moron of the day!

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/11/Bear-breaks-into-Tennessee-cabin-steals-snacks-drinks-and-allergy-pills/5401589213148/

Today on Morons in the news:

Sir.. you're not drug free.

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/message-t-shirt/missoula-drug-free-man-195830

I won't sit in the traffic jam.

Bears like VRBO too!

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0:00.0	We've got them.
0:01.0	Timletted individuals.
0:02.0	Some people.
0:03.0	With Bob and Sherry.
0:04.0	You're on Moron.
0:05.0	It's Morons in the News.
0:06.0	A guy in Montana was arrested the other day for marijuana possession and he was wearing a t-shirt
0:12.0	that said, quote, drug-free just ran out yesterday.
0:16.0	I have his mugshot.
0:19.0	I have his mugshot.
0:20.0	Do you have to do you really?
0:22.6	Yep, yep.
0:23.1	What does he look like?
0:24.9	What is the dude look like?
0:26.7	He looks like a guy that actually picked up that shirt at, you know, like a goodwill because he just needed a shirt.
0:33.6	And he does not look drug-free.
0:35.9	Trust me.
0:37.0	He looks like he's been on a seven-day bender.
0:40.4	Well, the cops saw him in that and went up to him.
0:42.9	Can we speak to you for a minute?
0:44.6	Sherry?
0:45.5	All right, this woman in Houston, Texas,
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