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Okay, I have three quickies for you here, starting off with a woman in Florida who kept trying

to kiss random strangers at a bar.

She then called 911 to report the business was not enforcing social distancing rules.

Once again, this was a woman from Florida in a bar.

So I know it doesn't connect her going up and kissing random people and then calling 911 on herself.

But that's Florida and that's what happened.

I guess the biggest shock here is the calling 911 on her.

Yeah, it is.

Everything else just sounds like Wednesday.

I'm going to be honest.

You're right.

Exactly.

A huge house party in Los Angeles that was breaking stay-at-home rules ended when a man

accidentally shot himself in the groin.

I can't tell you how many parties men

have shut themselves in the groin and it just puts a pall on the whole thing. It just brings it down.

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